Five Englishmen arrive at the border in an Audi Quattro. The officer stops them and tells them, “it is illegal to put 5 people in an Quattro, Quattro means four!”

“Quattro is the name of the car,” the man retorts disbelievingly. ” Look at the papers this car is designed to carry five people.”

” You cannot pull that on me,” replies the officer. “Quattro means four and therefore are breaking the law!” The man replies to the officer, you imbecile, call your supervisor over, I want to speak to someone with more intelligence!”

” Sorry,” responds the officer he is really busy with two guys in a Fiat Uno and I won’t even tell you about the people in the Fiat 500!!!.”……..